- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

The power to die using only your mind.

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

the power not eat more than one pringel.

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

power to fart through your mouth

the power to yell a math problem at will

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

Having the power to stand still

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

Pointless Super Powers