- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to fly, but only when pigs do

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to eat nandos

The power to explode on demand.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to stand still for five hours

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

Pointless Super Powers