The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the powre to spel

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fly when you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!