waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to waste money

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to not talk.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!