The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!