Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to bread toast!

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power of learning

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!