The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

the power to fart the alphebet

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

the power to summon a massive midget

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

thumb_up thumb_down +43

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to spell 'a' correctly

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

thumb_up thumb_down +33

God tier Waste of Space

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to die and not come back to life.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power of eating from ears.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

thumb_up thumb_down +11

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to have 21/20 vision.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The ability to swim in water.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!