The power to be dead

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to lactate air.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the power to in power your self

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!