- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

The power to change your emotions at will.

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

the power to instantly die

Pointless Super Powers