the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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swear words -jesse

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!