the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to live.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!