Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!