- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

the power to see when the lights are on

The power to write a country song

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

i love to make shit brix

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to smell thoughts.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to fall up.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to make a pint a gallon

The power to ejaculate

Pointless Super Powers