- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to be stupid

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The power to know where the beef is

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to like any show

The power to have a unique fart smell

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

Pointless Super Powers