The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!