The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to exhale clouds.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!