The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to freeze ice

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!