The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to be dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!