to be shitty

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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to make asians smart

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the power to write only the letter R

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!