The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to be dead

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power drown in water

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!