The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to control sloths

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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the power to get sick

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!