The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!