the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to lose this power.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!