The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to jerk off

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to light glue on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!