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The power to see through glass walls.
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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph
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The power to be a normal human
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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.
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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle
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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.
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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.
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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.
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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes
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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.
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The power to change your emotions
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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf
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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun
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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks
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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.
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The power to have backround music in your life.
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The power to vote for Donald trump as president
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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.
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solar powered night-vision
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The ability to not talk.
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the ability to become black.
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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,
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The power to smell poo...
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The power to think you love her but you don't.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!