The power to explode on the moon

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power of micro penis.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!