The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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See through invisible people

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!