The power to make a pint a gallon

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to die.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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the power to vote

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!