The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to bleed

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power to be wrong

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!