The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to go suicide

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to die

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!