The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to exist

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The power to shed hair

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the power to go on this website

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to like any show

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!