The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to be powerless

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to plank

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to die while dieing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!