the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power of Acid Tears

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!