the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to fly when you fart

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the power to fail

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to see where light is not present.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to close your nose

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to die when you die

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!