The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to die at will

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to bleed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!