The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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the power to move something right next to you

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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the power to die if you think

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The power to smell poo...

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the power to be wrong

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!