The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to be stupid

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the power to go on this website

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power to control urine

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!