The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!