The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to become retarded

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to change your emotions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!