The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to do nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!