TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to have a black president

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to kill yourself at will

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!