The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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make youself dumb

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the power to see the present.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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wast your time on the computer

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!