The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

thumb_up thumb_down +22

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

thumb_up thumb_down +20

the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The Power of being Friendzoned

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The Power to Read really Small Words

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The ability to go poop and pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to remove the power within.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power to be bad at everything

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

thumb_up thumb_down +139

The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down +129

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

thumb_up thumb_down +111

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!