The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power of exact change

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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the power to die at will

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to remember th...

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!