The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to be buried at sea

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to catch em all

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power of asdfgh

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!