The power to take a crap.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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the power to not have power

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!