The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power of gentle breeze

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!