The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to to think less

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the power to see through water.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to fly when you fart

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to smell poo...

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Stop clapping

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!