The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to herd cats

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to dance really well

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to have a small penis

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Hetsy overpay otay peaksay igpay atinlay

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!