The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to write a country song

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to talk to dust

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The superpower to poo at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!