the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to die at will

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!