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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!