the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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KeemStar

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to smell poop

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power of creating poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!