The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!