The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!