the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power of words

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!