the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!