The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to be a normal human

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

the ability to have children fully grown

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The power to erase your own existence.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

The power to see things with your eyes open

thumb_up thumb_down -63

The power to make a small hamster yawn.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

thumb_up thumb_down +152

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

thumb_up thumb_down +138

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

thumb_up thumb_down +114

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

thumb_up thumb_down +78

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

thumb_up thumb_down +76

the power to herd cats

thumb_up thumb_down +72

Tits for a guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!