The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the power to fly for a second

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to be called justin bieber

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power of not knowing

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!