The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!