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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...
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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.
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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts
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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet
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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.
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the power to sh*t brix at will!
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the power to make a pillow come to life once
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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card
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the power to seduce hats
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The power to fall up.
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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.
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The power to see at night but only black objects.
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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.
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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground
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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.
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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)
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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.
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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus
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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap
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The abilitie to lick your elbow.
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the ability to type slower.
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The ability to understand women!!
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the power of being cut off mid senta
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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!