The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to fall up.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to understand women!!

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!