The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to like this post

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!