- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

the power to instantly die

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

the power to not have superpowers

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

Pointless Super Powers