The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to commit crime.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to die if you think

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!