The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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the power to go into a coma

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!